Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
Kate: A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.

2) Your age?
15: Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.

3) One of your friends.
Joanna: Cockney slang for Piano pronouced 'iana' by many. Tinkling on the Ebony and Ivory Piano

4) What should you be doing?
sleeping: To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

5) Favorite color?
Green: A word used to discribe a girl who is just a tad bit too under aged for socially acceptable sexual relations, although there are still men who will still perform such an act. Derived from unripe fruit being to "green" to pick.

6) Birthplace?
Regina: Scottish slang used to describe a situation of rage or anger.

7) Month of your birthday?
December: The month in which the hottest women are born.

8) Last person you talked to?
sean: used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.

9) Your nickname?
Kitty: Soft, cute, playful with fangs and claws